From my cousin:

There's a 1st grade teacher who's tellin her class about how she is a Chicago White Sox fan, and she asked the class 2 raise their hands if they are Sox fans also. Since they were only 1st graders and didnt really no the difference, they all raised their hands...except for one. the teacher asks her y she wanted to be different from the class and she says 'because im proud to be a cubs fan.' the teacher says 'well y are u a cubs fan?' the little girl says 'well my dad is a cubs fan and so is my mom, so i am.' the teacher starts to get mad, she says 'wel if u'r dad was a moron and u'r mom was a moron, what would u be?' the little girl smiled and said 'a sox fan'.